“Sometimes, I like to wrap my head in saran wrap and pretend I’m a mutated mole rat.”
HOLY SHIT ME TOO!
- Blue Spade: I get it now.. now I have to.. steal the decloration of independence to honor my giraffe past life
- Celestia: and resurrect gay dolphin hitler
- Blue Spade: to stop the zombie chosos from using mars as a breeding ground for the clones of Steven Hawking
- Celestia: but is this pink skin steven hawking or white skin steven hawking?
- Blue Spade: its actually the incredibly rare breed of blue ones
- Celestia: oh I read about those in fake science monthly
- Blue Spade: they can survive on mars and can reproduce in large numbers
- Celestia: i've heard steven hawking knows how to throw a wild party, though selfcest isn't a turn on
- Blue Spade: XD oh man
- Blue Spade: I'm done
- Celestia: you imagined a man train of steven hawking's in wheel charis too huh?
- Blue Spade: nope nope nope XS
- Celestia: hehe I did
- Blue Spade: XS I'm trying not to now
- Celestia: I just laughed my ass off
- Celestia: naked steven hawking in a wheel chair with another naked steven hawking in a wheel chair on top
- Blue Spade: why?
- Celestia: like a hundred long stack of them reaching up into the sky
- Celestia: so ridiculous
- Blue Spade: they'd crush eachother
- Blue Spade: eventually
- Celestia: lol
- Blue Spade: there would be a hawking pancake at the bottom
- I believe you're actually a giraffe
- [20/05/2012 11: 52:50 PM] Celestia: come at me
- [20/05/2012 11: 53:36 PM] Blue Spade: Blue Spade follows
- [20/05/2012 11: 54:29 PM] Blue Spade: what proof do you have?
- [20/05/2012 11: 55:15 PM] Celestia: the bump on your head represents all the things you've bumped into, and as well know, giraffes are very clumsy
- [20/05/2012 11: 56:22 PM] Blue Spade: I may have been an equally clumbsy other animal
- [20/05/2012 11: 56:55 PM] Celestia: no
- [20/05/2012 11: 56:56 PM] Celestia: giraffes are very clumsy
- [20/05/2012 11: 57:02 PM] Celestia: which is why this stupid bullshit is legit
- [20/05/2012 11: 57:24 PM] Blue Spade: okay, makes enough sense
- [20/05/2012 11: 58:11 PM] Blue Spade: the hole is right where JFK got shot
- [20/05/2012 11: 58:16 PM | Edited 11:58:32 PM] Blue Spade: *le gasp
- [20/05/2012 11: 58:29 PM] Blue Spade: I'm the reincarnation of Giraffe JFK
- [20/05/2012 11: 59:53 PM] Celestia: who was married to a cheetah in his past life
- Blue Spade: my head is bleeding again XS
- Celestia: > <
- Blue Spade: I have this concave little bump in my head, about the size of my pinkie nail, and I scratched it
- Blue Spade: I'msure if I had a past life, I was shot in the head
- Celestia: BOOM HEADSHOT
- Blue Spade: I have a friend who believes strongly in that stuff and he thinks I was shot
- Blue Spade: Eeyup
- Celestia: I believe you're actually a giraffe
- Celestia: come at me
- Blue Spade: Blue Spade follows
- Blue Spade: well this place scotch is reffering is full of radiation and slavers
- Blue Spade: so musch worse then anywhere anypony else would live
- Celestia: sounds like a great place for my jedi sith lord "Mr. T" to visit
- Blue Spade: XD
- Blue Spade: man, you crack me up
- Celestia: no really
- Celestia: he can survive radiation and he can murder the slavers for all their moniez
I am so bored right now.
YES
Whut.
WHY AM I ONLY FINDING THIS NOW HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHH
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